IWILLKEEPTHE *BADFROMYOU*

I will give you all my money, I will keep the bank from calling, I will keep your smile from falling, I'll make the jokes real funny, I will sleep above the covers, I will love you like no other, I will keep the price below the cost, I will lead the way from all is lost,
I'll keep the bad things from you...



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Reason #1 why I hate public bathrooms.

oh my god finally I thought I was going to poo my pants…aahhhhh someone walks in to also use the facilities …omg…..I need to fart….what am I gonna do? Oh no….no…no…ill just hold it in. Hopefully they’ll be gone soon. they aren’t leaving and it slips out oh my god I can’t believe I just farted in a strangers precsence….omg I’m so ashamed.

Strangers pov- Doo doo deeee going to the bathroom. Going to the bathroom fart ………..

gross……….. gets out of the bathroom quicker than normal

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